dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible
(Source: surprisebitch, via mysimpleasslyfe)
Me flirting: come smoke with me
(Source: itsjerryjones, via juanagetfaded2)
"I wish you fucking missed me."
- yoursixwordstory (via perfect)
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song
"And now we’re supposed to go back to our normal lives. That’s what people do. They have these amazing experiences with another person, and then they just go home and clean the bathroom or whatever."
- Susane Colasanti, When It Happens (via larmoyante)
life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute